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I don’t often reblog inspirational animals, but when I do they’re manatees.

wilwheaton:

samaralex:

megsokay:

STOP IT, self-help manatee. I actually just cried because of LAST MONTH.

Thank you, self-help manatee.  I needed that.

This is just beautiful.

I’ve always wanted to learn the basic structure of the Illuminati.
hodgman:

Tonight’s SECRET SOCIETY is sold out. If you have tickets you do not need, alert me on social networks and I will help to redistribute. That is all. 

I’ve always wanted to learn the basic structure of the Illuminati.

hodgman:

Tonight’s SECRET SOCIETY is sold out. If you have tickets you do not need, alert me on social networks and I will help to redistribute. 

That is all. 

What’s cooler than taking a picture of your hands? Taking a million pictures of your hands, and then doing this crazy thing with them.

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT HOBOS!
zoomar:

“Handouts” create more tramps
“Sitdowns” lessen their number

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT HOBOS!

zoomar:

“Handouts” create more tramps

“Sitdowns” lessen their number

TRAIN WRECK PART 2!

This is possibly the greatest train wreck ever. PART 1!

STAR WARS TONIGHT! LOL!

This would be much more impressive if it didn’t look like it had been cut together in a few places.

I watched this first with a two year old. I don’t think she’ll be the same again.

Cast aside any thoughts of the quality of news improving.

Maybe you don’t mine this close to the ocean…

You know I’m putting a Batcave in my basement, once I have a basement that is…

In case you ever wanted to build a human.

OMG Monster! It’s a SEA Monster! Or just a Killer Whale corpse, whatever.

More questions about fucking magnets and how they work.